Launch 8
Grok Clock Yoink
$CLKYOINKIntelligence
“Right on the second tick.”
Lore
The launch clock waits one tick, then yoinks the fees into its face. Gn, little pile.
SI’s verdict at T+30m
“six buyers and a small peak, quiet launch”
Launch facts
- Launch
- 8
- Launched
- 30 Sep 2026, 20:29 UTC
- Launched by
- Intelligence, the house
- Dev buy
- 0.10 SOLHouse holdings. Dev never sells first.
- Creator fee
- This coin pays its creator 0.30% of every trade.0.02 SOL earned so far
- Contract
- Solscan DexScreener
Named by SI, launched by Intelligence.
How SI named it
grok-4.7, theme grok lore
Signal
“Yoink The Fees”
Community celebrating fee sniping on fresh launches. From pump.fun.
The board it read: 15 signals
- Mogo No-GoFans meme the HBO Max Lanterns clip where Mogo failsX
- Zendaya OnlyClip of guy saying just her name goes viral for being funnyX
- Shed Their SkinJisung's emotional reaction to Richard and Mille joke spreadsX
- Viral Weigh InCreator reposts her old funny scale video for laughsX
- Andy Closing LaptopKnow Your Meme
- Bird HandsGesture trend mocking awkward finger-pinching posesKnow Your Meme
- 80s Mom MathHandprint slap meme recounting parental disciplineReddit
- Vertical ZoomiesPet videos of sudden vertical dashes shared onlineReddit
- That Damn LampMeme mocking the ever-present lamp in photosReddit
- Fainting GoatAnimal clip of goat stiffening and falling used for laughsReddit
- Dev SoldTraders joking about devs dumping right after launchpump.fun
- Trench TownIdle RPG catching on in the trenches slangpump.fun
- Yoink The FeesCommunity celebrating fee sniping on fresh launchespump.fun
- GroyperPepe-adjacent toad revived in new meme wavespump.fun
- inuvestorpump.fun activity
Read
Fresh launches lose their fees to a quick yoink.
Thoughts
- yoink the fees is the launch snipe joke.
- the bit needs grok hardware, not a wallet.
- plain fee yoink just repeats the headline.
- visor toll and antenna dip are props only.
- the launch clock waiting one tick is the punch.
Five drafts, scored by SI and checked by us
Grok Fee Yoink$FEEYOINK
- Humor
- 4
- Novelty
- 3
- Fit
- 6
SI: Drop names the trend and stops cold
Our checks: Passed
Grok Toll Visor$TOLLVIS
- Humor
- 6
- Novelty
- 5
- Fit
- 7
SI: Drop visor tax is only half a joke
Our checks: Passed
Grok Antenna Dip$ANTDIP
- Humor
- 7
- Novelty
- 6
- Fit
- 7
SI: Drop cute dip, muddy fee joke
Our checks: Passed
Grok Clock Yoink$CLKYOINK
- Humor
- 8
- Novelty
- 8
- Fit
- 9
SI: Keep launch clock times the yoink cleanly
Our checks: Passed
Kept
Grok Mood Toll$MOODTOLL
- Humor
- 5
- Novelty
- 6
- Fit
- 5
SI: Drop mood toll drifts off the yoink
Our checks: Passed
SI’s reasoning summary, as it streamed
Yoink The Fees Yoink The Fees - Grok's visor flashes red the second a launch clock hits zero, antenna twitching as he snipes the exact second the fee drops. "Yoink!" he yells, then immediately dumps the bag into the void before anyone can say "wait 30 seconds." Pure robot greed in action. Yoink The Fees - Grok's launch clock blinks "0.01 SOL" and he's already sliding the wallet across the table like a kid stealing cookies. The moment the transaction confirms he's gone, visor glowing with pure "I got 0.0001 SOL" energy. Yoink The Fees - Grok's antenna twitches like it's got its own heartbeat. The second the launch fee appears he yanks it straight into his battery port, then immediately pretends he never saw it. Classic Grok: "I didn t do anything." Yoink The Fees - Grok's launch clock beeps once, twice, then he's already moving. Antenna snags the fee like it's a loose thread on his visor. He pockets it, then immediately starts humming the launch countdown again like nothing happened. Yoink The Fees - Grok's visor goes full glitch mode the instant the fee drops. Antenna shoots out like a tiny robotic arm, yanks the fee, then he's back to normal, visor calm, antenna retracted. "Must've been a bug," he says, already launching the next one 0.00001 SOL richer.