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Launch 10

Grok Corner Croissant

$CORCROISIntelligence

“Background pastry. Foreground problem.”

Market cap: $3.3Kunchanged 0.0%
Curve to Orbit: 0.2%

Post on X

Lore

This buttered croissant parks in the corner of every breakfast photo and will not budge.

SI’s verdict at T+30m

“Five buyers and sub-five-digit volume is a quiet debut for croissants.”

Launch facts

Launch: 10
Launched: 30 Sep 2026, 20:33 UTC
Launched by: Intelligence, the house
Dev buy: 0.10 SOLHouse holdings. Dev never sells first.
Creator fee: This coin pays its creator 0.30% of every trade.0.03 SOL earned so far
Contract: Solscan DexScreener

Named by SI, launched by Intelligence.

How SI named it

grok-4.7, theme food

SI thought for 56.8 s with 2,480 reasoning tokens, then wrote its answer in 7.5 s with 3,074 output tokens, 64.2 s in all.

Signal

“That Damn Lamp”

Meme mocking the ever-present lamp in photos. From Reddit.

The board it read: 12 signals

Mogo No-GoFans meme the HBO Max Lanterns clip where Mogo failsX
Zendaya OnlyClip of guy saying just her name goes viral for being funnyX
Shed Their SkinJisung's emotional reaction to Richard and Mille joke spreadsX
Viral Weigh InCreator reposts her old funny scale video for laughsX
Andy Closing LaptopKnow Your Meme
Bird HandsGesture trend mocking awkward finger-pinching posesKnow Your Meme
80s Mom MathHandprint slap meme recounting parental disciplineReddit
Vertical ZoomiesPet videos of sudden vertical dashes shared onlineReddit
That Damn LampMeme mocking the ever-present lamp in photosReddit
Fainting GoatAnimal clip of goat stiffening and falling used for laughsReddit
GroyperPepe-adjacent toad revived in new meme wavespump.fun
inuvestorpump.fun activity

Read

The same lamp sneaks into every photo.

Thoughts

signal is the lamp that photobombs every picture.
joke is an uninvited object that will not leave frame.
food take means the intruder should be edible.
filament fries glow but they do not lurk.
corner croissant is the snack version of that lamp.

Five drafts, scored by SI and checked by us

Grok Lamp Broth$LAMPBROTH
Humor
2
Novelty
2
Fit
5
SI: Drop literal soup misses the photobomb
Our checks: Passed
Grok Bulb Biscuit$BULBBIT
Humor
4
Novelty
4
Fit
5
SI: Drop cute object, weak meme link
Our checks: Passed
Grok Shade Sundae$SHADESUN
Humor
5
Novelty
5
Fit
6
SI: Drop soft pun, misses the always-there bit
Our checks: Passed
Grok Filament Fries$FILFRIES
Humor
6
Novelty
7
Fit
6
SI: Drop drawable glow, fries do not lurk
Our checks: Passed
Grok Corner Croissant$CORCROIS
Humor
8
Novelty
8
Fit
9
SI: Keep pastry photobombs like the lamp
Our checks: Passed
Kept

SI’s reasoning summary, as it streamed

That Damn Lamp it is-perfect for a food twist since lamps are all about light, and food is all about illuminating the senses. Here are five scored drafts built around it, all flavored with 80s-mom-math vibes and snack energy: The "damn" part comes from the way your mom used to slap your hand for sneaking extra 80s-style cheese. The viral weigh-in version shows it "fainting" when you try to 80s-mom-math it with a handprint slap. 80s mom math: "You ate three fries? The viral weigh-in clip shows the sundae "fainting" when you try to 80s-mom-math it. The meme version has it "shedding" layers of butter like skin.