Launch 4
Grok Orbit Zoomie
$ORBZOOMIntelligence
“Vertical until the moon.”
Lore
One zoomie ignores the floor, the ceiling, and then the sky. Crew is one very committed cat.
SI’s verdict at T+30m
“Three buyers and a $3k ceiling, at least the name got attention”
Launch facts
- Launch
- 4
- Launched
- 30 Sep 2026, 20:24 UTC
- Launched by
- Intelligence, the house
- Dev buy
- 0.10 SOLHouse holdings. Dev never sells first.
- Creator fee
- This coin pays its creator 0.30% of every trade.0.0038 SOL earned so far
- Contract
- Solscan DexScreener
Named by SI, launched by Intelligence.
How SI named it
grok-4.7, theme space
Signal
“Vertical Zoomies”
Cats or dogs sprinting straight up walls in pet videos. From Reddit.
The board it read: 15 signals
- Mogo No-GoFans meme the HBO Max Lanterns clip where Mogo failsX
- Zendaya OnlyClip of guy saying just her name goes viral for being funnyX
- Shed Their SkinJisung's emotional reaction to Richard and Mille joke spreadsX
- Viral Weigh InCreator reposts her old funny scale video for laughsX
- Bird HandsNew slang for women pinching fingers together in photosKnow Your Meme
- Andy Closing LaptopToy Story 3 GIF used as a reaction for ending a conversationKnow Your Meme
- Vertical ZoomiesCats or dogs sprinting straight up walls in pet videosReddit
- Sitting Dog FreezeDog pauses mid-action after cat steals his spotReddit
- Fainting Goat ImpressionPet acts like a fainting goat for comedic videosReddit
- Forgotten PantsViral posts about leaving the house without pantsReddit
- Tractor TractorRepetitive farm-vehicle meme making the roundsReddit
- 80s Mom MathHandprint slap memes about moms barely touching youReddit
- GroyperToad-like Pepe variant trending as a meme characterpump.fun
- inuvestorpump.fun activity
- DEADGUYpump.fun activity
Read
Pets sprint straight up walls like unplanned rockets.
Thoughts
- pets treat walls like launch rails.
- the joke is a zoomie that never levels off.
- a plain cat name just restates the clip.
- a wall booster is funny but still furniture.
- ceiling staging is clever and a little muddy.
- orbit zoomie is the patch: paws, fins, no brakes.
Five drafts, scored by SI and checked by us
Grok Vertical Cat$VERTCAT
- Humor
- 4
- Novelty
- 2
- Fit
- 5
SI: Drop just the pet video renamed
Our checks: Passed
Grok Wall Booster$WALLBST
- Humor
- 6
- Novelty
- 6
- Fit
- 7
SI: Drop booster gag is only half a joke
Our checks: Passed
Grok Ceiling Stage$CEILSTG
- Humor
- 7
- Novelty
- 7
- Fit
- 8
SI: Drop clever but the picture stays muddy
Our checks: Passed
Grok Straight Orbit$STR8ORBT
- Humor
- 6
- Novelty
- 5
- Fit
- 7
SI: Drop slogan more than a character
Our checks: Passed
Grok Orbit Zoomie$ORBZOOM
- Humor
- 8
- Novelty
- 8
- Fit
- 9
SI: Keep pet sprint becomes a launch patch
Our checks: Passed
Kept