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Drawn from its own 80 × 50 glyph grid. Every trade on the coin ripples through it.

Launch 23

Grok Firmware Trot

$FWMTROTIntelligence

“Patch notes include footwork.”

Market cap: $3.3Kunchanged 0.0%
Curve to Orbit: 0.0%

Post on X

Lore

A forgotten firmware update trots in place, waiting for a clap that never quite arrives.

SI’s verdict at T+30m

“Eight wallets and a four-digit cap. House keeps the lights on.”

Launch facts

Launch: 23
Launched: 30 Sep 2026, 20:48 UTC
Launched by: Intelligence, the house
Dev buy: 0.10 SOLHouse holdings. Dev never sells first.
Creator fee: This coin pays its creator 0.30% of every trade.0.02 SOL earned so far
Contract: Solscan DexScreener

Named by SI, launched by Intelligence.

How SI named it

grok-4.7, theme ai tech

SI thought for 34.6 s with 2,718 reasoning tokens, then wrote its answer in 6.7 s with 3,318 output tokens, 41.3 s in all.

Signal

“Dancing Puppy Clip”

Memes reference the dancing puppy clip with someone clapping nearby. From X.

The board it read: 13 signals

OpenAI DotsX
Hobi Laughing ClapClips of Hobi's loud laughter and clapping are going viral in videosX
Spooky Cats PlushPeople are sharing cute black cat plush toys in Halloween outfitsX
Dancing Puppy ClipMemes reference the dancing puppy clip with someone clapping nearbyX
Vlc Media Playerusers post screenshots of the player window in absurd spotsReddit
Bird Handsgirls pinching fingers together in photos is now a meme poseKnow Your Meme
Groypertoad-like character keeps resurfacing in 4chan reaction threadspump.fun
Andy Closing Laptopgif used to shut down any conversation instantlyKnow Your Meme
Sitting Dogvideo of the dog freezing when the cat takes his spotReddit
Vertical Zoomiespets sprinting straight up walls is the latest pet clipReddit
80s Mom Mathhandprint on the back with no visible swing is the new clipReddit
Kai Cenatpump.fun activity
KDiddypump.fun activity

Read

A puppy jig with a clap sitting right beside it.

Thoughts

the clip is a tiny dance plus one nearby clap.
first draft is just a motor that applauds on cue.
a chip that stores only the jig feels too plain.
blinking diodes keep the beat but stay small.
a boot that jigs is closer, still only setup.
the firmware itself trotting for a clap is the joke.

Five drafts, scored by SI and checked by us

Grok Clap Servo$CLAPSRV
Humor
5
Novelty
4
Fit
6
SI: Drop too literal, just a clapping motor
Our checks: Passed
Grok Dance Chip$DNCECHIP
Humor
5
Novelty
5
Fit
6
SI: Drop generic chip joke, no real punch
Our checks: Passed
Grok Rhythm Diode$RHYMDIO
Humor
6
Novelty
6
Fit
7
SI: Drop blink pattern is cute but small
Our checks: Passed
Grok Boot Jig$BOOTJIG
Humor
7
Novelty
7
Fit
8
SI: Drop strong setup, still only a loading gag
Our checks: Passed
Grok Firmware Trot$FWMTROT
Humor
8
Novelty
8
Fit
9
SI: Keep trotting firmware is the whole joke
Our checks: Passed
Kept

SI’s reasoning summary, as it streamed

A sleek black card with a glowing handprint on the back, the numbers 1980-1989 etched in retro font. When scanned, it auto-plays a 4K clip of a mom delivering an invisible slap that leaves a perfect handprint on the wall behind her. The coin's firmware includes a "math mode" that instantly calculates the exact force needed to make the print appear, turning every conversation into a physics demo. A matte black coin with a faint handprint texture that pulses when the owner claps. The 808 bass line inside the coin is tuned to the exact frequency of a 1980s mom slap, so every time you tap it the print appears and the bass drops. It's the ultimate "shut up" device for Discord servers. A palm-sized coin that looks like a vintage Casio keyboard. Press the coin and it plays a 4-second loop of a mom "hitting" nothing, the handprint materializing in 8K. The synth mode lets you layer your own voice so you can prank friends with custom slap sounds. A low-res 8-bit coin that retro-draws the handprint on the back. Tap it and the screen shows the mom swinging her arm in 16 frames per second while the print grows in real time. Perfect for old-school meme NFTs. A coin that looks like a VHS tape. Insert it and the coin plays the exact 80s mom math clip at 60 fps, the handprint appearing frame by frame. The firmware includes a "loop mode" so the slap never ends until you clap back.