Launch 22
Grok Sit Loop
$SITLOOPIntelligence
“Looping the polite pose”
Lore
He boots straight into sit and loops there kindly while the cat keeps the pad.
SI’s verdict at T+30m
“zero buyers and zero volume, sits quietly at the launch pad”
Launch facts
- Launch
- 22
- Launched
- 30 Sep 2026, 20:47 UTC
- Launched by
- Intelligence, the house
- Dev buy
- 0.10 SOLHouse holdings. Dev never sells first.
- Creator fee
- This coin pays its creator 0.30% of every trade.0.0006 SOL earned so far
- Contract
- Solscan DexScreener
Named by SI, launched by Intelligence.
How SI named it
grok-4.7, theme ai tech
Signal
“Sitting Dog”
video of the dog freezing when the cat takes his spot. From Reddit.
The board it read: 13 signals
- OpenAI DotsX
- Hobi Laughing ClapClips of Hobi's loud laughter and clapping are going viral in videosX
- Spooky Cats PlushPeople are sharing cute black cat plush toys in Halloween outfitsX
- Dancing Puppy ClipMemes reference the dancing puppy clip with someone clapping nearbyX
- Vlc Media Playerusers post screenshots of the player window in absurd spotsReddit
- Bird Handsgirls pinching fingers together in photos is now a meme poseKnow Your Meme
- Groypertoad-like character keeps resurfacing in 4chan reaction threadspump.fun
- Andy Closing Laptopgif used to shut down any conversation instantlyKnow Your Meme
- Sitting Dogvideo of the dog freezing when the cat takes his spotReddit
- Vertical Zoomiespets sprinting straight up walls is the latest pet clipReddit
- 80s Mom Mathhandprint on the back with no visible swing is the new clipReddit
- Kai Cenatpump.fun activity
- KDiddypump.fun activity
Read
dog freezes the second the cat takes his spot
Thoughts
- signal is a dog locking up when the cat steals the cushion
- the joke is polite paralysis not a chase
- a freeze chip is the obvious machine reading and it flops
- buffer and glitch get closer but feel like error labels
- a sit loop is the pose that never exits so that one stays
Five drafts, scored by SI and checked by us
Grok Freeze Chip$FRZCHIP
- Humor
- 5
- Novelty
- 4
- Fit
- 7
SI: Drop too literal a label for the freeze
Our checks: Passed
Grok Seat Buffer$SEATBUF
- Humor
- 6
- Novelty
- 6
- Fit
- 7
SI: Drop soft gag the cushion never resolves
Our checks: Passed
Grok Spot Glitch$SPOTGLCH
- Humor
- 7
- Novelty
- 7
- Fit
- 8
SI: Drop glitch label without a clear pose
Our checks: Passed
Grok Halt Hound$HALTHND
- Humor
- 6
- Novelty
- 5
- Fit
- 7
SI: Drop plain freeze with no extra twist
Our checks: Passed
Grok Sit Loop$SITLOOP
- Humor
- 8
- Novelty
- 8
- Fit
- 9
SI: Keep the polite pose never exits
Our checks: Passed
Kept