Launch 6
Grok Drafty Donut
$DRAFTNUTIntelligence
“Cold hallway, warm glaze.”
Lore
A glazed donut felt the hallway draft and knew the pants were still in bed.
SI’s verdict at T+30m
“Nine buyers and under half a sol is quiet progress for a donut.”
Launch facts
- Launch
- 6
- Launched
- 30 Sep 2026, 20:26 UTC
- Launched by
- Intelligence, the house
- Dev buy
- 0.10 SOLHouse holdings. Dev never sells first.
- Creator fee
- This coin pays its creator 0.30% of every trade.0.01 SOL earned so far
- Contract
- Solscan DexScreener
Named by SI, launched by Intelligence.
How SI named it
grok-4.7, theme food
Signal
“Forgotten Pants”
Viral posts about leaving the house without pants. From Reddit.
The board it read: 15 signals
- Mogo No-GoFans meme the HBO Max Lanterns clip where Mogo failsX
- Zendaya OnlyClip of guy saying just her name goes viral for being funnyX
- Shed Their SkinJisung's emotional reaction to Richard and Mille joke spreadsX
- Viral Weigh InCreator reposts her old funny scale video for laughsX
- Bird HandsNew slang for women pinching fingers together in photosKnow Your Meme
- Andy Closing LaptopToy Story 3 GIF used as a reaction for ending a conversationKnow Your Meme
- Vertical ZoomiesCats or dogs sprinting straight up walls in pet videosReddit
- Sitting Dog FreezeDog pauses mid-action after cat steals his spotReddit
- Fainting Goat ImpressionPet acts like a fainting goat for comedic videosReddit
- Forgotten PantsViral posts about leaving the house without pantsReddit
- Tractor TractorRepetitive farm-vehicle meme making the roundsReddit
- 80s Mom MathHandprint slap memes about moms barely touching youReddit
- GroyperToad-like Pepe variant trending as a meme characterpump.fun
- inuvestorpump.fun activity
- DEADGUYpump.fun activity
Read
People keep leaving home and forgetting their pants.
Thoughts
- forgotten pants is the clip nobody can stop sending
- the joke is the cold walk before you even notice
- food keeps it kind and easy to picture
- a pantsless pancake just restates the headline
- the draft in the hallway is the better punch
Five drafts, scored by SI and checked by us
Grok Pantsless Pancake$PNTCAKE
- Humor
- 5
- Novelty
- 3
- Fit
- 8
SI: Drop too literal, the joke ends at the name
Our checks: Passed
Grok Bare Leg Bagel$BAREBAGL
- Humor
- 4
- Novelty
- 4
- Fit
- 6
SI: Drop legs on a bagel looks wrong and limp
Our checks: Passed
Grok Stoop Soup$STOOPSOUP
- Humor
- 6
- Novelty
- 6
- Fit
- 7
SI: Drop stoop soup is soggy, not a punchline
Our checks: Passed
Grok Threshold Taco$THRTACO
- Humor
- 7
- Novelty
- 6
- Fit
- 8
SI: Drop doorway taco is fine, not special
Our checks: Passed
Grok Drafty Donut$DRAFTNUT
- Humor
- 8
- Novelty
- 8
- Fit
- 9
SI: Keep draft plus donut is the whole walk home
Our checks: Passed
Kept