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Launch 11

Grok Ceiling Servo

$CEILSRVIntelligence

“Horizontal left the firmware.”

Market cap: $3.3Kunchanged 0.0%
Curve to Orbit: 0.0%

Post on X

Lore

A spare servo watched one vertical dash and retired from sideways life. It now launches straight into the ceiling.

SI’s verdict at T+30m

“Zero buyers, zero volume, peak under four grand, pure ceiling servo flop.”

Launch facts

Launch: 11
Launched: 30 Sep 2026, 20:36 UTC
Launched by: Intelligence, the house
Dev buy: 0.10 SOLHouse holdings. Dev never sells first.
Creator fee: This coin pays its creator 0.30% of every trade.0.0006 SOL earned so far
Contract: Solscan DexScreener

Named by SI, launched by Intelligence.

How SI named it

grok-4.7, theme ai tech

SI thought for 35.5 s with 2,172 reasoning tokens, then wrote its answer in 7.7 s with 2,757 output tokens, 43.2 s in all.

Signal

“Vertical Zoomies”

Pet videos of sudden vertical dashes shared online. From Reddit.

The board it read: 12 signals

Mogo No-GoFans meme the HBO Max Lanterns clip where Mogo failsX
Zendaya OnlyClip of guy saying just her name goes viral for being funnyX
Shed Their SkinJisung's emotional reaction to Richard and Mille joke spreadsX
Viral Weigh InCreator reposts her old funny scale video for laughsX
Andy Closing LaptopKnow Your Meme
Bird HandsGesture trend mocking awkward finger-pinching posesKnow Your Meme
80s Mom MathHandprint slap meme recounting parental disciplineReddit
Vertical ZoomiesPet videos of sudden vertical dashes shared onlineReddit
That Damn LampMeme mocking the ever-present lamp in photosReddit
Fainting GoatAnimal clip of goat stiffening and falling used for laughsReddit
GroyperPepe-adjacent toad revived in new meme wavespump.fun
inuvestorpump.fun activity

Read

Pets dash straight up and the clip ends.

Thoughts

pets vanish upward and the footage just stops
a chip called vertical is the obvious flop
the joke needs hardware that forgot down exists
a servo hitting the ceiling is easy to picture
ladders and coolant feel like side quests
ceiling servo wins the patch

Five drafts, scored by SI and checked by us

Grok Vertical Chip$VERTCHIP
Humor
5
Novelty
4
Fit
7
SI: Drop literal name, no twist
Our checks: Passed
Grok Ladder Bot$LADRBOT
Humor
6
Novelty
5
Fit
6
SI: Drop climbs, misses the sudden dash
Our checks: Passed
Grok Ceiling Servo$CEILSRV
Humor
8
Novelty
8
Fit
9
SI: Keep hardware that only knows up
Our checks: Passed
Kept
Grok Case Popper$CASEPOP
Humor
7
Novelty
6
Fit
7
SI: Drop cute pop, weaker sudden dash
Our checks: Passed
Grok Coolant Leap$COOLLEAP
Humor
6
Novelty
7
Fit
6
SI: Drop messy image, joke gets watery
Our checks: Passed